What We Have Come To

I guess these are days of wandering – in every sense of the word. Even my friends Jonas and Verena are moving out of their old home, so they can properly dedicate themselves to finishing The Council of Crows. How strange. But perhaps it’s appropriate to share another Wanderer’s Tale with you, one written by […]

Website Muncher Alert

One of our updates has been eaten by a Potato-Faced Website Muncher, one of the most dangerous animals of the internet. We’re pretty sure it’s gone now (it hid for a while in one of the subfolders), but that doesn’t mean it’s not coming back, and it may well still be in one of the […]

This Is Who Is A Good Boy

We finally present another extract from Jorrum Dooga’s long-delayed Book of Likely Facts: For centuries now, humans have been asking dogs one question: who’s a good boy? Over and over they interrogate this bizarre conundrum, the answer remaining elusive. Until now. Dog scientists working at Oneiropolis University have successfully used the Colossal Woof-Woof Collider to […]

Brief Outage

Hi there, Please excuse a brief pause in the updates while we deal with an infestation of Melancholic Mould. It started in the fridge, you see, in a pair of lemons, but now it’s spread all over the place and just moans and moans and won’t shut up. It’s irritating and depressing and we’re working […]

The Sea Will Claim Everything – now on Steam! And more!

Being a fox, I don’t really understand some aspects of human culture yet. Sometimes you call portals to other dimensions “games”, and you also have a thing called… money? That you exchange for goods, if I understand correctly? The mushrooms keep telling me about it but I’m not sure I believe everything they say. Anyway, […]

Meet the new Lands of Dream team!

Dear Readers, We all know things here on the Lands of Dream website have been slow. Much of this is due to the fact that our good friends and portal-makers, Jonas and Verena Kyratzes, happen to be trapped in one of Urizen’s major economic centres, and finding the experience rather depressing. I shudder to think […]

Welcome to 2016

Dear Friends, 2016 is going to be an exciting year for the Lands of Dream. There will be new portals, new stories, and all kinds of surprises. Bob the Spider promised, and as we all know, Bob the Spider only lies to his enemies. I know I’m not Bob’s enemy, because he built a lair […]

A Guide to Dinosaur Hybrids

The Long Road to Ithaka

As you set out for Ithaka hope the voyage is a long one, full of adventure, full of discovery. – C.P. Cavafy, Ithaka Whoa, it’s been a long time since our IndieGoGo. Dear God. I don’t even want to think about it. The funny thing is I haven’t stopped working since. I haven’t really taken […]

News & Updates & A Duck

Hey humans, Jonas has told me that he’s planning a video about The Council of Crows, the formerly-medium-sized, now-quite-huge project he and Verena and Chris are working on. The short version: The Council of Crows is basically what Ithaka of the Clouds was going to be, but Ithaka is still happening, so eventually you’ll get […]

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