Dear sentient beings categorized according to mostly arbitrary social constructs,
I thought this would be a fine opportunity to let you know that The Sea Will Claim Everything is now on special offer. Yes, you can now purchase the magical portal often abbreviated to TSWCE for 42% less of your coinage!
Remember all the wonderful things critics had to say about it?
For those looking for an adventure with a sense of wonder, The Sea Will Claim Everything is a must-have.
- Adventure Gamers
It’s a beautiful experience, one that made me truly proud of what the medium can accomplish.
- Mash Those Buttons
At first glance, the game’s cutesy, cartoony graphics and simplistic interface give the impression that this is a juvenile game designed for small children. However, it soon becomes apparent that the game is in fact a deeply political, philosophical, and even academic narrative that defies easy description. It is to adventure games what Umberto Eco’s Il nome della rosa is to murder mystery novels.
- Adventure Classic Gaming
The Sea Will Claim Everything made me want to hide uselessly under my desk, but for being a game that dared to engage with this kind of subject matter in powerful and persuasive ways. It was not half-hearted; it did not feel like a lecture. It felt authentic, in ways so delightfully evocative it’s frightening.
- Bit Creature
From the wonderfully vibrant hand-drawn visuals, to the offbeat descriptions of nearly everything on every screen, to the brilliant soundtrack, to the elegantly poignant characters, to the game’s clever handling of the fourth wall, I found myself deeply engrossed and sad to see it all eventually come to an end.
- Adventure Lantern
It’s like a five year old with a degree in comparative literature.
- Scripted Sequence
And there are even more reviews! Yes, this must be a remarkably unique game, right? So grasp opportunity while it’s in your hand… wait, that’s doesn’t make sense. Grasp opportunity when… erm, make use of this unique offer… err… by the seven-eared hyperfox, I hate marketing speak. Look, it’s a great game, quite unlike most other games, and you should buy it now and play it and tell your friends about it. OK?
Julian the Announcement Fox