There are supposed to be updates here. But there aren’t, because my stomach has decided to eat itself. Yay for autocannibalism! Updates will resume in a couple of days, I hope, when I go back to having a functioning human body, or at least something resembling one. – Jonas

I know that some people come here and simply don’t know what to make of The Sea Will Claim Everything. It looks interesting, but what is it like? What’s with the graphics? What’s with the lack of a proper feature list? Just… what is this? “It’s a portal to the Lands of Dream” doesn’t sound […]

The Oneiropolis Compendium has been updated with an entry about the mysterious statue known as The Great Catanthrope. Enjoy!

Is that bear gone? Are you sure? Good, he was kind of scary. Anyway… what was I going to say? Ah, yes. I found this hat and it had some links in it. TSWCE review by Gregory Weir. There’s nothing as wonderful as when the people you respect like your work. A thoughtful review of […]

I AM A BEAR. I EAT PEOPLE. PEOPLE ARE DELICIOUS. THIS IS WHY I EAT THEM. BEARS LIKE MUSIC. SOMETIMES WE DON’T EAT MUSICIANS FOR THIS REASON. BUT I WAS GOING TO EAT CHRIS CHRISTODOULOU. AND JONAS TOO, FOR PICKING HIM. HELEN TREVILLION MADE SUCH BEAUTIFUL MUSIC FOR THE LANDS OF DREAM THAT I WAS […]

Hello all, Verena and I are leaving for Greece today, to sadly return on the 5th of July – but don’t worry, we’ll still read our emails and respond to questions and the like. I’m mainly posting this so you know that answers won’t be instantaneous in some cases. We badly need to take a […]

  Hi there, humans! I’m Julian the Announcement Fox, and I’m here to tell you about the Lands of Dream website and The Sea Will Claim Everything! As you may know, Jonas and Verena have been telling various stories about the Lands of Dream for a long time now. Some of these stories are actually […]