I’ve been asked to clarify our stretch goals for Ithaka of the Clouds, so I’ve made a list. With numbers and stuff.
$13,500 – remake The Strange and Somewhat Sinister Tale of the House at Desert Bridge
$14,000 – update The Book of Living Magic, add minor improvements to The Fabulous Screech
$15,000 – remake The Museum of Broken Memories
$20,000 – remake Phenomenon 32
$50,000 – remake The Fabulous Screech as FPS/RTS hybrid
$100,000 – remake Phenomenon 32 five times
$500,000 – build a house out of cream cheese
$1,000,000 – remake Call of Duty as Marxist text adventure
$25,000,000 – make a pretty good science fiction movie
$99,999,999 – build working replica of Babylon 5
$1,000,000,000 – buy tuna for cat