Review: Happy Peasant Burgers

Eatery: Happy Peasant Burgers Location: pretty much anywhere controlled by “Lord” Urizen TODAY, I SHALL NOT DEVOUR ALL IN MY PATH. I SHALL DEVOUR WITH PRECISION. THE GOAL IS WISDOM, NOT ANNIHILATION. BEHOLD MY FOOD CRITICISM. If you’ve ever travelled through one of the lands occupied by Urizen, you will have noticed one of the […]

Review: Vicky’s Monstrous Burger Shack

Eatery: Vicky’s Monstrous Burger Shack Location: Grey Quarter, Upper Gatopolis, Katsouli TODAY, I SHALL NOT DEVOUR ALL IN MY PATH. I SHALL DEVOUR WITH PRECISION. THE GOAL IS PLEASURE, NOT ANNIHILATION. BEHOLD MY FOOD CRITICISM. Vicky’s Monstrous Burger Shack is a relatively new eatery in Upper Gatopolis, one of the many disputed capitals of Katsouli, […]

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