Eatery: Happy Peasant Burgers Location: pretty much anywhere controlled by “Lord” Urizen TODAY, I SHALL NOT DEVOUR ALL IN MY PATH. I SHALL DEVOUR WITH PRECISION. THE GOAL IS WISDOM, NOT ANNIHILATION. BEHOLD MY FOOD CRITICISM. If you’ve ever travelled through one of the lands occupied by Urizen, you will have noticed one of the […]

Album: The Satyr’s Rod Band: Mesolithic Dionysus Publisher: Silenus Records Let me tell ya, there ain’t nothing wrong with a dumb rock’n’roll band. They ain’t all got to be dumb, but damn, sometimes there’s nothing quite so glorious as a band that’s simply there to rock your socks off. And that’s definitely the case with […]

Eatery: Vicky’s Monstrous Burger Shack Location: Grey Quarter, Upper Gatopolis, Katsouli TODAY, I SHALL NOT DEVOUR ALL IN MY PATH. I SHALL DEVOUR WITH PRECISION. THE GOAL IS PLEASURE, NOT ANNIHILATION. BEHOLD MY FOOD CRITICISM. Vicky’s Monstrous Burger Shack is a relatively new eatery in Upper Gatopolis, one of the many disputed capitals of Katsouli, […]

Title: The Great Green Book of Mould Author: Asper Gillus Publisher: Oneiropolis University Department of Fungal Literature When my friend Phidias told me I really had to read The Great Green Book of Mould, I was, well, somewhat surprised. I do enjoy nonfiction, and I’ve read excellent books by and about mushrooms, but mould? Not […]